Helpful Advice (That is Actually Helpful)

1. What can I do?

   
   

2. No sorry - never apologise!

   
   

3. Talk to me.

   
   

4. I'm here.

   
   

5. Tell me more…

   
   

6. You think that’s cellulite? Look at mine!

   
   

7. Give us a chance. You are bangin’, a catch, I can list soooo many qualities I love about you (which have nothing to do with how you look FYI).

   
   

8. Gosh you are brave.

   
   

9. I am so proud of you.

   
   

10. In the nicest way possible - nobody cares about what you ate last night or if you went to the gym, I could not even tell you what you wore yesterday let alone how your body looked underneath.

Business advice - N/A (because can I do anything? What I want to answer is, yes, everything! By the time I explain what has to be done and how to do it I may as well have done it myself - my brain comes to the actual decision of, no, but thanks).